Dingism
Dingism is the religion created via xbox live by Drew and Alex.(last names censored by request)It revolves around the worship of Hot Pockets and gaming, and is highly comical.
Creation
The creation of Dingism is very complicated but started around an xbox live game of Halo 3. In the fabled come back the religion's members still speak of today, Drew had an epiphany, and without control of himself screamed something to this description: "The God Tenshibo walks! This is his holy quest to get followers and smite those who stand in the way of his quest!" Drew then passed out and woke up several hours later. The next day on the bus to school, another message was said through Drew, " Those who worship me may bask in the glory and Hot Pockets of my reign." This time, Drew did not pass out, but was left in agonizing pain and wonder. A third and final epiphany occurred during lunch at school, " The followers of my rejoice, my reign is coming, enter my kingdom and learn the truths of me and Dingism (first mention of Dingism)" Drew entered and learned the truths of Dingism and its practices, now written in the Holy Book of H.P.
Practices
1. Followers must eat one Hot Pocket per week.
2. No one shall work on Sabath - Sunday.
3. Church is conducted in the Strip Club.
4. When one prays, they touch their forward and say Hotpocket, touch their stomach and say Leanpocket, touch their left side and say Holy, and touch their right side and say Quest. Then they Tenshibo, let me pray to you. They then make L-ish shapes and combine then and say Ding, and begin to pray. The Finish praying by saying Ding and bowing.
5. When someone sneezes, you must say Suck it, or Whiplash.
6. One must have an open mind.
7. One mustn't force their religion upon another, or belittle one for practicing another religion.
8. One must ask forgiveness in themselves before others or Tenshibo.
9. One mustn't be a choch.
10. One must listen to the assigned song of the day.
11. One must eat the body of Tenshibo, a pepperroni hot pocket, and drink his swear, amp.
Tenshibo
Little is known about this God. For one, he speaks through the deity Drew. He is also a kind and forgiving God, but has a quick attitude towards those who speak out against the religion, its followers, or its practices. He is known to enjoy hot pockets, strippers, and games of the modern age, such as Halo 3, Yakuza, and Valkyria Chronicles. He also stesses the fact that this is a religion, not a cult, nor will it ever become a cult.
